"The Saddest Song Ever" is real. It's a song I wrote back when me & Cletus were living together and writing songs.
But we'll talk more about that in issue #9.
The gravestones on this page are all marked with the names of dead superheroes at the time. Or superheroes that have been dead before.
Steve Rogers: Captain America
Bruce Wayne: Batman
Kurt Wagner: Nightcrawler
Janet Van Dyne: The Wasp
Peter Parker: Ultimate Spider-Man
Thomas Blake: Catman
Bucky Barnes: Bucky/Captain America
The best part is that most of the superheroes that were "dead" when I made this comic have been brought back to life since then.